OMNYBUS

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
qualtoth

Anonymous asked:

What do you think about the vampires in fallout 3? And vampirism as a concept in fallout in general

qualtoth answered:

vampires are also real

thats a joke uhh theyre not well-executed but i love the fantasy shit in 1-3 and i consider simple blood-loving sun-averse vampires completely canon & it makes sense they use swords and fake accents and shit bc i know i would

omnybus

I think the vampires and cannibals in general have a lot of potential in Fallout. Cannibalism in Fallout has often been portrayed not as something done out of sheer desperation for food, but as some kind of disease or affliction that not only makes someone irrationally crave human flesh, but allows them to do so without ill effects (Old Ben from FNV mentioned that eating human flesh causes tremors, but that’s never seen in cannibal-type characters). It’s not dissimilar to the mythological ghoul, AKA a humanoid monster that feeds on corpses.

Speaking of ghouls, the contrast between cannibals and ghouls could be an interesting source of conflict: a normal-looking human who is secretly a flesh-eating monster, versus a zombie-looking human who is otherwise harmless. In fact now that I think about it, we don’t really see any cannibalistic ghouls in Fallout, which may imply that people with the potential to achieve ghoulification are not susceptible to whatever causes cannibalism, and vice versa. I can see more ignorant settlers blaming ghouls for deaths or disappearances caused by cannibals, and those same cannibals cranking the rumor mill to hide their dark secret.

reblog qualtoth fallout fan theory ghouls cannibalism
omnybus

LGBT clichés I’m tired of seeing in movies

omnybus

  • Pink shirts
  • Wearing leather jackets
  • “Butch” haircuts
  • Holding a gun
  • Yelling at statues
  • Punching a door without provocation
  • Sudden helicopter piloting skills out of nowhere
  • Dropping a cup or coffee mug immediately after picking one up
  • Yelling at owls
  • Inexplicably hovering two feet above the ground for long periods of time
  • Ending every sentence with “yeah buddy” or “sock it to me”
  • Mispronouncing the word “calculator”
  • Grabbing and swallowing live rodents whole
  • Stripping and cleaning an AK-47 in the middle of dinnertime conversation without anyone else mentioning it
  • Yelling at mailboxes
  • Eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch for every meal
  • Transforming into a boat
  • Transforming into a tractor
  • Transforming into a jet
  • Transforming into a pickup truck
  • Transforming into a camper van
  • Yelling at trampolines
  • Attempting to fix any and all broken objects with an acetylene torch, regardless of what is broken or how
  • Mass fistfights in DMV waiting rooms
  • Blatant, shameless product placement for Olive Garden and/or Capital One (What’s In Your Wallet?)
  • Use of voodoo powers in sci-fi settings
  • Standing in the background of literally every scene while silently staring into the camera, neither moving nor blinking
  • Yelling at hedges
  • Platform shoes
  • Holding phones at arm’s length
  • Being able to breathe in space
  • Dying, re-appearing, dying again, and then coming back as a ghost
  • Being killed via ghost bullets
  • Ghost shoes
  • Ghost children
  • Ghost money
  • Addressing characters by their actor’s names every time
  • Licking the camera lens during closeup shots
  • Constantly stealing things
  • Hair